I am the worst person to watch TV with.
Let me just get that out of the way really quick.
I cannot just sit and watch TV in silence if someone else is in the room. I just can’t. I need to add my two cents, rhetorical questions, and stare at the other people in the room for similar reactions to mine. I even sometimes need a glass of wine to calm me down, because, I admit that I am a bit jumpy and anxious while watching suspenseful and dramatic television shows. My poor husband, I swear. He’s put up with me for so long and he still watches TV with me!
So last night, for the Season Finale of The Walking Dead, I decided to keep myself quiet, and write down allllllll my little thoughts on a piece of paper. I thought I might have 20 or so… but I ended up with 60! It’s sort of funny. Well not really, it’s insanely annoying and when my husband does the same thing to me, “Who’s that!?”, “What did they say?”, “WHOA! Did you see that!!??” – I get annoyed too and remind him that I’ve never seen this episode before and I’m just as clueless as he is. So the sheer fact that I had 60 – SIXTY! – comments that I kept to myself during the season finale was
2. sorta sad.
But in the true nature of being a blogger and laying it all out on the line so everyone can peek into my world, I present… in chronological order… my thoughts….
WARNING! – HARD CORE SPOILERS AHEAD! DO NOT READ IF YOU’VE NOT SEE THE SHOW AND DON’T WANT STUFF ROYALLY SPOILED FOR YOU. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
- Full on Apocalypse hot cocoa!
- W! WTF!
- This guy is full on PSYCHO.
- Morgan needs to kill this guy ASAP.
- Morgan – What’s up Donatello!
- HONK HONK! Sweet Rabbit’s Foot.
- LOUD ASS motorcycle – the worst vehicle for zombies?
- THOSE motorcycle tires – Uncommon and hard to find. Totally wouldn’t happen.
- Is Carol covering her own ass?
- Whistle? “You know how to whistle, dontch?”
- Rick CANNOT be happy. EVER.
- Deanna is an idiot.
- CAVEMEN?! Are you kidding me right now?
- Nice history lesson, pal. Way to skip over 300,000 years.
- Even though they are all dead, being in that pit is CRAY! WTF Sasha??
- CAROL IS THE MOST BAD ASS IN THE GROUP.
- Hey! Elliot! Phone Home!
- Oh God, not RatStache again… that guy NEEDS to die.
- When are Maggie and Glenn gonna have a baby?
- Their baby would be way cuter than dumb looking Judith.
- Father Gabriel is so dumb, and so dead.
- Carl needs a haircut – Where is Jessie when we need her?
- Beiber Bangs.
- Daryl is SO SMART.
- Why not shut the gate to prevent more walkers from coming in? I don’t like this AT ALL.
- Cans? Walker bait?
- Damn license plates.
- That SUCKS!
- MORE W’s?!?
- Awwwwwwwww CRAP.
- How the hell did the W gang get everyone into those trailers?! and set up such an elaborate trap?!
- Who left THAT NOTE!?
- Damn! Carol is BAD ASS!
- Carol would like her dish back, cleaned.
- RatStache is a MAJOR DOUCHE.
- That zombie makeup is amazing. Greg Nicotero is a GOD.
- MORGAN SAVES THE DAY!
- YOU’RE READY!?? We’ve been ready since your second appearance!
- Kills two walkers – White shirt still white.
- I LOVE listening to Mullet speak. Ha!
- Father Gabriel has CHANGED.
- Oh. Come. On.
- GLENN! You’ve GOT to be kidding me!
- How many walkers do you think will get in the camp cuz GABRIEL IS DUMB?!
- Sasha is LOSING IT.
- Gabriel’s getting all kinds of judgy up in here.
- WALKERS IN THE CAMP! CALLED IT!
- Why is everyone OUTSIDE!??
- Those W guys mean BUSINESS.
- We are dealing with some high tech apocalypse masterminds here.
- PULL THE TRIGGER! – bah!
- RICK – spouting some KNOWLEDGE.
- Rosita’s eyebrows are ON POINT.
- Oh no. The backpack. Not good. Damn it.
- OH YEAH!!!!
- oh hey guys. sup?
- MICHONNE’S BACK! HELL YEAH.
- Wolves not far?
- Next season is gonna be CRAY.
Here’s PROOF in case you still don’t think I am crazy yet.